Dwayne, you're out of your element!

It's a good question. I was a fan of Stewart's short-lived syndicated late-night show (in fact, I might have been its only fan), and have no doubt he could do the Late Show and do it well. But I don't know that he'd want to leave CC. If he doesn't, they'd either have to go with Ferguson (who I don't see succeeding…

As far as the monologue — and the rest of the show, really — I think it's just Conan & Co. trying to figure out what works and what doesn't in the new context. I've been watching on Hulu because I can't stay up that late on weeknights (I have to be up, showered and ready for Mr. Mom duty by 7am), and watching it…

@Jerusalem: A pretty dang big Conan nerd, I'd say. And yes, I noticed it too.

They move here for the money, Kinopio, you anti-immigrant fascist.

Definitely the dudes. Tried to slip it there on a Greek girl once, and she darn near clawed my eyes out.

Don't leave out us Italians!

Would it kill the mood to mention that the movie that broke MBFGW's record for an independent film was "The Passion of the Christ"?

First he ruins the Star-Spangled Banner (at the Indy 500 a few years back), now the BEA. Ol' Plunger-Face needs to be stopped. Any chance we can ship him to Dubai with Paris Hilton?

And you're succeeding. Congrats.

Heck, there's probably at least six she can't pronounce.

Ooh, I bet that smarts.

The line for "Paris being beheaded during her stay in Dubai" has just been taken off the board in Vegas.

Alas, no.

According to the press release, that's precisely what we're doing.

Any way we could get Lars von Trier and Tonya Harding on that list? 'Preciate it.

I'm with you, 3rd prize — we don't know where she's been. (Worse yet, it a few cases we DO know where she's been!)

Does it make me a bad person to hope that she's kidnapped by some renegade emir and installed for life in his harem?

Now you've done it, Evel — the top mullah in Tehran just released a fatwa against the Simpsons!

Yeah, back in the good old days we had SMART evildoers! None of these dumb-cluck Ahmedinejads and Kim Jong-Ils — I bet Hitler could've told the difference between a comedy troupe and a terrorist organization!