It's Salinger's own fault for not writing another novel. You leave a loose end like this, you're just asking for someone to pull on it.

@Fatty: Canceraids, fire, etc.

I'm thinking of Richard Farnsworth, the longtime stuntman and Oscar-nominated actor (if you've never seen The Straight Story … seriously, what is wrong with you?!?). He found out he had incurable cancer, and decided to just skip the months of intractable pain and wasting away and take care of business on his own…

Forgot to log in, ZMF?

Do you realize you just used the term "modicum of respect" on an AVC comment board? Think about that for a second …

I thought the obvious joke would be to ask if we know Uma Thurman's whereabouts at the time of his death.

There aren't enough canceraids and fire in the world for that troll.

@Omelet: So did "Town and Country." Yer point?

In addition to her directing credits, Catherine was the production designer for (among other things) I'm Gonna Get You Sucka, Tapeheads, Tombstone, Tank Girl, Three Kings, 2 Days in the Valley and Car 54, Where Are You?

Wonder if Emile is going to do the "dry-humping his mom" bit like Gibson did …

Getting the hell out of Texas …
… strikes me as a good motivation for going on Jeopardy. Come to think of it, it strikes me as a good motivation for doing just about anything this side of mass murder.

@m1ngle: Both.

Wow, I managed to get deleted once just for saying complimentary things about Gwyneth Paltrow!

No, he HAS to fight the aliens as PART of his religion. Those aliens think we're rat-brained puny man-animals with weak engrams!

Also Mike has a small part (as a veddy prop-uh British General) in Quentin Tarantino's film Inglourious Mispellings. If he were a TOTAL f***tard, QT would have probably disemboweled him, just on principle.

@Clueless: nice to see that degree is paying off, lol.

Seriously, how spectacular can they be if
a) John Travolta gets to see them every day, and
b) they're attached to a Scientologist?

We don't hate ZMF — we're just trying to provoke him to greater and greater heights of invective.

Nothing wrong with being a hipsterbilly.

Go look in a mirror, ZMF.