Quentin Blake does the drawings. Roald only writes the captions.

@Louis Cannon: totally with you there.

My kids are cranked about "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs." Alas, so is my wife.

What you should add to that is "AAAAAAAAGHHHH! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!"

Um … none of them.

"I have a feeling that Detox is just gonna suck major cock."

ZMF still = used enema bag.

Shrinker.
Octopus.
Wayne Fiscus.

Dre, you're out of your 23 elements!

Is "Romulan" a new term for "played out"? 'Cause if it is, I fully concur.

That is an insult to registered clowns everywhere. Clowns have to achieve a lot before they can register! It's hard work, man!

Take comfort in the fact that, with all your attentions now focused here, you'll be able to smash ZMF until he's the consistency of baby food.

I feel as if once again, I've lost a hero I never knew I had. First Selena, now this.

"Solitary Cell Deep, Guard Tower High."

Some things are like that
"One of my favorite writers, Michael Connelly, is a master at beginning novels, and kind of a clod at wrapping them up."

SoH gets a lifetime pass!

It is his way.

"Ya forgot ta fill out yer forms, Wazowski …"

I've been a fan of Watchmen since the book came out, and thought the movie was very well done. But the Incredibles was still better.

Li'Qua'Deecia von Salsa has a nice ring to it.