She's co-starring on an HBO show with Thomas Jane about Thomas Jane's giant John Thomas. Isn't that close enough to "disappearing" for you?

Leading to people offering to take a meat cleaver and lop off a few inches so he'll feel better about himself?

Don't forget Colin Farrell on this list. Apparently he had a full-frontal scene in some movie a few years ago, and the huge size of his junk so shocked test audiences that the film's producers just cut the scene because it detracted from the plot. Top that, Uncle Milty!

Don't forget Wayne Rooney, the great World Cup crotch-stomper himself.

YES! Dr. Shrinker owned! Bhall35, you're my hero! I want to bear your children … oh, wait, I can't. 'Cause I'm male. Never mind.

We have our first "Nitpicker of the Year" nominee!

He's got a house payment to worry about, after all.

No. You're not. Sorry.

Zodiac M. is a punk little softy.

What about Dr. Shrinker? How can you leave out Dr. Shrinker?!? He's a madman with an evil mind!

And the bad news is … ?

That's what she said!

And this is a problem at AVC because … ?

Heche's nude scenes always win, and always will.

I don't think anyone wants their horizons expanded that far.

Halle Berry HAS to get an LAA in that category.

Whatever happened to "gates of paradise"? Would any woman be insulted by that?

I had all 4 Culture Club albums. We were kids, what did we know?

It's nice to hear that Kenny is so funny and personally generous. He sounds like he's a really nice guy.

See what I mean? It's a market you can't saturate!