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When I posted before, I had to leave to catch a bus and neglected to post something that I referred to but never mentioned.

Thank you, A.V. Club…
…for being the only website I've seen that calls the character "from an African-American and Hispanic background"…

Hey I appreciate her looks too, but I honestly don't remember her voice at this point, while I can't avoid Gottfried's. Still, I can't imagine it was worse than his…

I was going to say 'abortion' but I thought someone might be offended - abomination was a close substitute.

Lt. Obvious can't log in…
"trying to quantify the looks of a woman you'd be thrilled to walk down the street with…if this woman called and said she was in your town and wanted to see you, you'd wet yourself."

Hell of a lot more fun and way funnier that Will Ferrell is….

That Guy That Did That Thing That One Time…
"I think she's hot mostly because of SNL and Away We Go."

Shit McFuckenstein…
"The double mastectomy makes the Anchorman line about her "exquisite breasts" so cringeworthy."

petty pace…
"But I like Christina Applegate. ABC should have just kept Samantha Who dammit!"

I like Whitney, the person. And while I haven't seen any ads on TV (probably because I rarely watch NBC), I did see a print that made me want to puke.

You thought of Rhonda Shear's annoying voice???
Before thinking of Gottfried's????

Full Metal Jackoff…
"To the nearest plastic surgeon?"

From your picture, one can see you couldn't know what attractive is, what with your lack of an eye

daveshayne…
'I hate to break it to you DDB9000 but Lucas has a prior art claim on one dimensional film making."

The most jarring thing about "The Departed" was that they made that piece of crap in the first place. they should have just run one minute of it and then cut straight to "Infernal Affairs", an infinitely better film.

Rent Lola…

Elect me for Congress 2012…
"So let's see 2-tits = R, 3-tits = PG-13, 4+-tits = PG-G (I can count nature films). So as we can see as the number of tits increase, the rating decrease. So if you want to film a G-rated sex comedy just make sure the leading ladies all have at least 5 tits. Also would that mean 1-tit =

Philipheads (a.k.a. Screwdrivers)!!!!

Col. Alphonse Dore Cliburn CBE…
"As far as I can tell, the accusation seems to be that Maya Rudolph wouldn't have a career without her looks."

sarCCastro…
"His voice sound how Rudolph's face looks."