Bony?  I think you meant to say HOTT.  Unless, of course, you're a chubby chaser.

LOVE this game.  I picked it up last week and have been playing it almost nonstop.  For me, it's all about the immersive and long side-quests.  I took hours sneaking around the Police Station and the DRB gang hideout.  Playing it stealthy, being the code-ninja, is where it's at.  It adds to the tension.  I'm…

I think that maybe you're missing the point.  It's really all a metaphor for how lithe beauty kicks the shit outta fat n' ugly every time.

Hey, any chance of just leaving this alone and letting it remain a fond movie memory from childhood?  No chance, huh?  Bummer.  I look forward to the third reboot of the second prequel.

You're allowed to be a bitch when you're BEAUTIFUL.  You go ahead and scare all the children and sorta-funny-sorta-lame comedians you want to, you unbelievably gorgeous ice goddess you.

She's 16 all right.  In dog years.

This is going to be AMAZING
-LY AWFUL.

Sean Penn says, "I'm really dumb."
Paraphrasing.

Wow, lotta hate for Malick here…
I love his films, I don't get the hate. Yes, they're slow-paced, melancholic, and impressionistic. They're also haunting and beautiful. I guess he's the kind of director (like Kubrick or Lynch) whom you either love or hate. Doesn't seem to be a middle ground.

We're not judging you, Lindsey! We're all big fans of your work (when you used to get it) and we're just wondering when you're gonna take the next crucial step in your career — that of a high-profile pornographic film actress. I guarantee it'll nothing but lucrative jobs and free, high quality coke as far as the eye…

That's AWESOME, I Hate Everyone! It's good to have an identity. It's also good to have a sense of humor. Excuse me, SENSE OF HUMOR. That way, you won't be so angry and/or self-righteous all the time. You know what I mean? Enjoy your college years! *Kisses*

Wait, she's not doing porn yet?
C'mon, Lindsey! You know it's inevitable. Just like Nomi Malone in Showgirls, eventually you're gonna have to sell it. I eagerly look forward to your first lesbo scene with Megan Fox (who is also looking for work).

It turns out that Deckard's midichlorians are off the charts!
Could he be the chosen one prophesied to bring balance? Or will he merely be lost like… *choke*… tears… in rain…

Parents Just Don't Understand 2: The Revelation
Parents DO understand, it's these motherfuckin' kids that's the problem, yo!

NO
Just NO.

"OVERDOSE!"

Roll a d20 to make a saving throw against becoming an obese middle aged virgin living in your mother's basement forever.
All LARPers get an automatic -20 to their roll.

*make*

Hey, Shaq, you know how your biological didn't bother?
You also shouldn't bother attempting to movies.

Yeah, maybe the genitalia was a little TMI. Oh well. HEIL KATY PERRY! LONG LIVE THE BOOB REICH!