I, For One, Welcome Katy Perry's Occupation Forces With Open Arms And Erect Genitalia
Fuck sanctimonious indie posturing! Fuck demented monkey skeleton pedophiles! Roll those candy-colored super-plastic sex-tanks on up! Send thine phalanx of hott pop-fetish bikini models in all the colors of a neon cosmic double…

Ha! That's the first thing that popped into my head too. Great movie, btw.

^HA! That's great.

^HA! That's great.

Uh, He's Comparing His Spectacularly HOTT Wife To A Demented Monkey Skeleton Pedophile?
Something tells me Jay Z likes fishsticks almost as much as his bottom-boy Kanye.

@Malfunctioning Eddie: I was, actually! Hell, I was alive when the original Star Wars came out. I'm olde.

Who?
Oh, haha, Pavement. Oh, look, I'm an affluent white suburban kid in college and I smoked some pot!

He was on the skinny side of muscley and bro, tho. Goths gotta be skinny.

Just Keep It Classic Metal, Don't Electronic It Up
I love electronic music. I love (classic / olde skool / Throbbing Gristle-y) industrial. But please, PLEASE don't make an industrial metal album. 9 times outta 10 it just doesn't work. Just make a regular, olde-skool, fist-pumping, head-banging, Satan-powered…

I was living in Japan when Macross for the PS2 came out. I LOVE that game! I especially loved how you could play through the series and the DYRL movie. Great game. Shame they never brought out a US version.

Totally agree. I think he's just lost his mind. Further, any performer today needs to accept that people are going to video their shows with their phones. EVERYONE has them now. Just accept it. He's a brilliant comedian (or was), but his bizarre paranoia is pushing him further to the margins. It's a shame,…

It's Been Almost 25 Years Since Agent Cooper Was Stranded In That Black Lodge…
Maybe it's time to cut the horseshit and make another movie / tv show? I think the zeitgeist is poised for a Twin Peaks 2.0, maybe a cable series, maybe just a cable miniseries, but something. Anything but these silly digressions. I…

Agreed on the miniseries angle. That'd be great.

Right, So They'll Lift Situations From The Book And Plop Pitt In 'Em As He Globetrots Z-Earth
I woulda loved to've seen an ersatz Ken Burns of this genre-fried Studs Terkel too, but this could *still* work. It won't seem as special or unique though; just another zombie movie.

Sarcastic Alternateen: "Are you being sarcastic?"

MAD MEN Is WAY Better Than THE WALKING DEAD, So, Whatevs
I liked Walking Dead, but it's not as good as the comic. Further, Mad Men is a MUCH better show on nearly every conceivable level.

Agreed!

The actual song blows, but that "Yonkers" video is pretty great / disturbing. That whole cockroach gag was pretty sweet.

Yeah, So How Long Before He's Sampling BIG BLACK?
Never heard of'em, huh? I believe it. Now that he *has* heard of him, I guess it's only a matter of time before he's sampling Big Black guitar sounds and talking about how his latest track is the dopest shit (he stole from that guy who hates him who's too old to…

Huh? In what sense? You've been listening to too much hip hop, maybe? Forgot how to use language and what it means? I'm sorry. Let me try and break it down for y'all: