It's definitely *not* intentional, because you're supposed to think that they're *cool*, but it really all comes off as sad, lame, and intensely insecure. I mean, if you *really* think you're the pimp-gangsta-messiah, why do you need to remind us of that every two seconds? If you actually *were* that, you wouldn't…

Wait, People Actually Still *Buy* CDs?
You ask me, these labels just got handed a huge pay day in terms of the insurance. I mean, it's not like people are actually *buying* CDs anymore; at least now they'll get some kinda payday out of their stock.

Right, as typical as commentators who have kneejerk reactions to posts they didn't read.

I thought you'd never aks!

The crucial difference here is that Albini is talented and worthy of your attention. Odd Future? Not so much.

Oh, sorry, force of habit. Fuck. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. OH SHIT! I should rap that over a "phat" beat! I'M A GENIUS! I'M THE VOICE OF A GENERATION! *snorts huge line of coke* FUCK THAT! I'M JESUS! I'M NOT A GAY FISH! I'M THE MESSIAH!!!

Aw, you just don't understand my brilliance. I'm a genius! I'm the voice of a generation! Stop looking at me like I'm Hitler! Also: I'M NOT A GAY FISH!

Hahaha! Nice one.

HEIL, DOUCHEBAG!
Kanye "Gay Fish" West, Fuhrer of the Arrogant, Narcissist Douche Reich.

@justpassingby: Hahaha! That article is HILARIOUS! Thanks for posting it.

@Gender: Btw, Justin Bieber sells more records than Kanye "Douchebag" West, so, by your logic, that means he must be massively talented and also "important," right?

Kanye, do you like fishsticks?

Aww, Vincent, don't be such a sour puss! Just because you're a contemptible, walking self-parody who nobody takes seriously doesn't mean you should stoop to insulting other people's parents. That merely serves to exacerbate your douchebaggery, not diminish it!

Vincent Gallo vs. Kanye West: Who Is The Bigger Douchebag?
I'm having a hard time deciding who is the bigger douchebag. They're both whiny, egotistical, narcissistic, and talentless. Further, both seem to completely and utterly lack any kind of sense of humor or wit. Hmm… how to decide…

Sounds Like Big Boi Was Planning A Serious Frolic At The Bath House
Look like someone's on the "down-low," yo.

Ha! Straight edge. Yeah, I'm far from straight edge and always kinda hated Minor Threat. But, thanks.

Dear Mr. Snyder:
Sucker Punch SUCKED. I mean it really, REALLY sucked. How the hell could you fuck something that easy up? Hot chicks in cosplay fetish wear fighting zombie nazis and dragons and robots. That fuckin' writes itself! What, I'm supposed to feel guilty about liking fetish-y stuff? That was your…

Ha! That'd be hilarious if they used the Six Million Dollar Man sound effect everytime Supes does something super.

Do The Apes Rip Everyone's Face, Hands, And Genitalia Off?
Cause, that's what would happen were they to rise up and overthrow us. Remember that lady who got her face ripped off by her neighbors pet ape a while back? I'd expect that shit, but on a MASSIVE scale were this to truly happen. Yikes! *Shudders!*

Quick! Somebody Call Eddie Vedder So He Can Howl In Comical, Impotent Rage!
He's such a wounded messiah! HOWL FOR US, VEDDAR! BELLOW WITH OUTRAGE! Make them tremble as you tell us about the sad times, how deep your passion for the dolphins, and the little boy nobody understood who just wanted to see a rock concert…