HAHAHA! This Is A Joke, Right? Some Kinda Comedy Skit?
Wait… this is an *actual* album they're recording? Really?

You feel me? Holla! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

They're not interesting enough to hate. At most they inspire a profound sense of boredom and reinforcement for the fact that hip hop is a dead art-form.

RIP Francis Ford Coppola
Didn't he die shortly after APOCALYPSE NOW (*easily* his best film) was released? Oh no, wait, that's right, just his talent died. My bad.

Other Completely Retarded Titles For The Boob-Tube & Meth Set
Cocks In The Socks — An hourlong drama about late-night WalMart employees who masturbate into tube socks and then point and laugh at the people who buy them the next day.

It's easy — eat less and exercise more.

You must be the one "cool guy" in an ocean of nerds or some shit. I bet you drive a Camaro Iroc Z with, like, fire decals on it (without irony).

What A Coincidence!
I occasionally think about how much I can't stand Cameron Crowe's schmaltzy, cloying, cringe-worthy movies!

How much you wanna bet she weighs *at least* 300 pounds now? Probably addicted to painkillers to (to deal with the fat angst, mostly).

I don't even know what a TV is! In fact… wait a minute… what the hell is this thing I'm typing on? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS???

"Yousa Say People Gwanna Die?"
Please tell me he cast Ahmed Best in this.

All I Wanna Know Is When He's Gonna Release THE DAY THE CLOWN CRIED
Yes, yes, we know, the soul-sucking vortex of technology is turning us all into mindless robot slaves. Dude, they've been saying that shit since Fritz Lang's METROPOLIS! When did that come out, 1927? We get it! It's inevitable. Just adapt and…

@Slim Charles Finster: No, my problem with him is that he's a coward (hiding in the closet) and a douchebag who not only writes terrible, grating songs (actually, I quite like Johnny Marr's guitar playing; so it's not his band as much as it's him), but periodically lets loose with a bizarre hateful rant because he…

The difference here is that Ebert was right.

If you eliminate the narcissism, sure. But the whininess? I have a pretty sizable record / cd / mp3 collection and only a few of them count as whiny.

Cool! Another Reason To Hate Morrissey!
This douche put the douche in douchebag. He's a whiny, narcissistic wanker and his music sucks. This latest douchebaggery makes me want to go out and eat a raw pig while punching him in his suedehead.

More like 42, but I feel ya. Olivia Wilde, then.

As Long As They Make Sure To Cast A Hottie For Bonnie, I'm On Board
Don't be all foolish and go *too* realistic and "gritty" there, let's keep some illusions alive.

I wanna see Paul Verhoeven make a Wonder Woman movie. He would deliver the goods. He'd take this cheese and make it AMAZING, EPIC CHEESE FOR THE AGES.

Shave the beard, man! SHAVE THE BEARD! I saw a bearded guy today that looked like he wanted to die in this heatwave. Beards only make sense if you live in a consistently cold climate. If I was a bona fide mountain man, I'd have a beard too.