Why are you focusing so much on the backpack's color? What, are you a backpack racist?

They tried to get Helen Mirren for the S2 episode where Tracy develops his porn video game (she was supposed to do the voice work that later went to Jenna), but she turned them down.

This episode out-geeked me when it came to all the comic book talk. Somehow, I missed that day during the onset of my geek puberty, and it's like a foreign language to me as a result.

Jack Bauer's Junk (which would be an awesome band name, by the way) would shatter any fist or foot that tried to strike it.

He also cried when Julia Roberts dumped him and ran off with Jason Patric.

It's nothing dirty, Hoodwink. In fact, it's the very antithesis of that.

Would it have been better to have had a gaggle of Red Hats in that restaurant instead?

"Playboy-channel graphic."

She'll be pummeled to death by an enraged mob of tween girls who couldn't learn the hoedown throwdown.

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who laugh at binary jokes, and those who think the princess from Voltron was pretty hot.

I think there's a pretty important lesson to be learned from Jerry O'Connell: sometimes the fat kid grows up to score with Rebecca Romijn.

nn/ COLD SLITHER!! nn/

When the Family Guy stamps are issued, they'll be cheap ripoffs of these.

All I know is that when I start losing my hair, I'm going to get a computer hairpiece like Lobot.

What constitutes an evil mall, exactly? Nothing but Starbuck's and Lady Foot Locker, perhaps?

You're referring to Hannah Montana II: Kickin' Butte!, I assume.

I remember those pictures of Britney… and there was nary a wig to be seen.

Hold it… so you're saying that Hannah Montana is just Miley Cyrus in a wig?

Meanwhile, Kath & Kim will likely go on forever. Tell me where there's justice anymore.

One question: did Bachelardass have to pay to be on this show?