And by "attorney," he means "penis," and by "papers," he means, "fair to middling sexing lasting upwards of four minutes."

"Connecticut Broke" is still more than "Alabama Rich."

Wow! A Methuselah rookie card!

The goggles! They do nothing!

YOU ARE HEARING ME TALK.

Dr. Teeth: "Y'know, being a Muppet and signing with our first record label were actaully quite similar. Both felt like there was a giant hand up your ass, telling you what to sing."

I understand that there was some tension among the members of Blue Oyster Cult back when they were trying to record "Don't Fear The Reaper." Maybe someone could show us what that recording session was like, and whether or not a famous record producer was able to coin a catchphrase as a result?

Is the moral of that story that even blind people can be douchebags?

Actually, it was an Earl Klugh CD called "Soda Fountain Shuffle," and some Wynton Marsalis. It was about 1985 or so.

SEX!

Did he keep that report under his mattress?

I was with my dad when he bought our first CD player. He bought two CDs to have something to listen to, and made me swear to never tell my mom that he already had one of the CDs on cassette tape, because she'd think it was a waste of money.

If only Hot Pockets would stick to the wall of my bowels a little longer. When those things hit my intestines, it's like the DeLorean hitting 88 mph and leaving a pair of fire trails.

This may be just the thing
to finally give these so-called "Beatles" the boost into the public eye that they've been lacking for all these years.

Yeah, Sheldon in the Flash costume at the end was a little much, but it was fine for the throwaway stinger that it was designed to be.

When the series ends, we'll learn that Ted and Barney just decided to get married, and Robin was surrogate mother for the kids.

Yeah, unless it turns out that they're really a front for COBRA, I'm not all that worried.

The AV Club thinks "Blackwater" is an ironic reference to the Doobie Brothers.

I loved the call back to Sheldon's "Teusday cheesburger" from the Cheesecake Factory. It's the little bits of continuity like this that I appreciate as a viewer. Makes me think the writers actually care about what's going on with their own show.

I've always thought that Sheldon had no particular taste, musically speaking. He probably has a love/hate relationship with whatever Christian honky-tonk fusion his mother listened to when he was a kid, but I can't see him as caring all that much about what the "cool kids" are listening to.