Is that kid
Gunning for Sexman's title as king of the internet?

I only watched this show
for the lunchboxes.

He sang the sad and mournful song when the nurses had to be shipped out:

That's Chinese democracy for you!
Axl Rose died face down in the muck for this?

What is this "porn" of which everyone speaks?

I wonder if Skip watches Napoleon Dynamite and feels like he's gone through the looking glass?

Without the wild applause, the State of the Union is just a President who has to pause after every sentence for no reason.

Genericstan is known for its vast reserves of Unobtanium.

Hassan's Country?
Are they going to give it a name, or are we looking at another season of "your country" and "Hassan's country?" Just give it a vaguely Middle Eastern sounding name, writers. The audience won't care.

I kept thinking Hassan's brother was late for his shift at the Buy More.

I can't afford a new car, though.

I just know that a good Bruno Hauptmann or Marjoe Gortner reference on MST3K always managed to get the biggest laughs from me.

Also, according to that one backwards episode of Seinfeld, India still has the plague.

I dunno. Dr. Kervorkian seemed happy with his job.

It's only one dog year's difference.

I keep hoping "bitchcakes" will catch on.

Aww, man!
I'm still trying to learn the Hoedown Throwdown.

The shows I like MUST win
or else my life is a lie.

Many of the comedians from the 70's and 80's that I loved have shat all over my happy memories with their later crimes.

Radiohead
And no, I'm not just trying to be ironic or a contrarian or whatever. I simply cannot stand their music. It may stem from a former co-worker I hated who used to listen to them ad naseum, and as a result I forever associate the two.