I noticed
That Obama didn't dare pre-empt Jack Bauer.

Penny's bra
See, the reason she was still in her bra was that you can't show boobies on TV.

Holocaust? More like LOLocaust, amiright?

"Ack" is only a preposition if you're Bill the Cat.

I've been a little ho-hum with recent episodes, but this one knocked it out of the park for me.

Well, he LOOKED like a horde!

The truth is, Steve, that "Knight Rider" is mostly a kids' show.

I've been a staunch Meadowcrat ever since.

Careful you don't sneeze.

@ Quiet Wyatt: I downloaded "U Stink But I <3 You" and "I'm a Boinger" from Limew… uh… from a totally legitimate service.

BOOMERS BLOOPERS BLESSERS BOSOMS!

Psh. I've seen several movies where the characters play doctor with each other.

A subsidiary of the Diz-nee Corporation: Sorry, But There's Profit To Be Had.

We're not leaving here until this Christmas HAM gives me a pull up!!

Watch me paste this pathetic palooka with a powerful paralyzing perfect pachydermous percussion pitch.

Just take the left turn at Albuquerque.

I thought a Heath Blizzard was what happened when they accidentally spilled his ashes on a snowy day…

Oooh! He card read good!

And then what happened? I need closure on that anecdote!

Yeah, but most galactic overlords have hot daughters who are rebellious and desperate for their father's attention, and thus are really easy.