Nancy Cartwright
I've worked with her before, and she is quite insufferable for someone who voices a cartoon ten year old boy. To hear her tell it, what she's doing is on the same level as Shakespeare.

Maudlin pussy is always the best.

Liam an' me? We gonna fuck you up, mang!

I'd just like to say that my schlong is of average length.

@ Jeff Foxworthy: Well, excuuuuuuuse me!

If by "appealing," you mean, "a girl who wouldn't take the Marlboro out of her mouth to tell the state trooper to kiss her ass."

"Tango & Cash" meets "Tango de la Muerte."

Star Trek V meets Rocky V.

5D porn: What's that smell?

Gimme twenty on ZMF.

It's Witness meets Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol.

Her boyfriend looks like a young Gary Busey.

Leonard Skinnard
Queen's Riech
The Backdoor Boys

"Ummagumma" : closed-captioned bukkake.

Stink Floyd: my uncle.

Hi, welcome to the internet.

Sounds to me like those guys from the Dairy Council have gotten to you too…

I'm just saying that the ten years or so between NewsRadio and ER weren't really kind to Maura.

What does it mean when Stephen Root is the only one from NewsRadio who has aged well?

If Gwynneth gets her own talk show, it should be called "The G Spot" and it should air just before Oprah. See, because the G spot leads to an O…