Take an online survey about cleaning products. GO!

I think I'm going to need that Tammany Hall game.

GO VOTE. GO. NOW. GO.

Nobody here questions the Saudis. She's hardly the only one to let the them have their way. But maybe she'll be the last one, maybe she'll be the one to say "oil isn't worth this."

Quite Right! Fixed it.

Aside from the lyrics of Trees, they tended to highlight the better aspects.

wild, wild, wild!

And get wild, wild, wild

Feminist anthem? This song's about as feminist as "Cum On Feel The Noize"

My dad grew up Seventh Day Adventist, so one day I researched it. You see, rather than predicting the apocalypse, since it didn't happen, they were actually predicting Jesus getting a promotion that allows him to judge us all in a more formal way.

And they all drove home in their automobile.

You can take that… to the bank!

He has dined on honeydew and drunk the milk of paradise.

Forget about your silly whim. It doesn't fit the plan!

Only a Sith deals in absolutes!

The AV Club

The Oscar statue, of course.

That's basically me in that picture. I look just like him. Well, his complexion is better.

Like the NFL, they overplayed their hand and made themselves villains.

I feel like kids are getting short-changed these days, much to everyone's detriment. Life is complicated, sometimes shitty, and you gotta ease people into that. These days we wait till they're like 25 and drop everything on them at once. Honestly I think Dora and the like have led to shakier mental health across…