*hands in the air, turning to the person next to me*
"I JUST POOPED MY PANTS! AND I THINK I LIKE IT!"

MAH NO RAY EL? Is that right? What foreign language is this?

Would make for a great villain name, though.

It stands more visually symbolic of what's going on in my stomach after just putting down McDonald's.

I keep getting this creepy Julian Sands vibe from Domhnall Gleeson in this. I can't shake it.

Shut Up! I'm Batin'!

Is this where a trauma generated, imaginary Dan turns up to help Roseanne during a personal crisis?

Doubtful they'd be laughing because they walk downwind of the guy 24/7.

Jake? Is that you?

Works better listening to "Sober" by Tool while watching.

Believing Norm could commit to anything was Kattan's first mistake.
Norm McDonald's entire career hinges on not giving a shit.

I thought he was ok in the remake of House On Haunted Hill.

What ever you do, don't inform him ahead of time. He prefers spontaneity.

Exactly what is the age of consent for canines?

OMG, it's so simple!
How did I never think of that?

Right? I mean, who hasn't?

We're in Trump world now.
Anything's possible.

I'd have no problem doing it, with two conditions:

Yeah but what's that got to do with the house?

Personally, I found watching Charles Grodin's career spiral in the Beethoven movies more entertaining.