I just hope when the machines take over, they play AC/DC doing it.

I said the same thing about Moby Dick.

I just bought a house very similar, obviously not nearly as old or delapitated but 2 stories, sun porch, great room, main and upstairs fireplace and large, unfinished basement for dirt cheap. The property is modest, just enough to maintain myself without killing my whole damn weekend.
I would NOT want to have to mow…

Jud had the best lines.

Why? You'll only find some old nick nacks, dried fruit, pages of the Necronomicon and sweet Henrietta.

"Sure thing"

Ouch

Apparently they weren't prepared for Donald Trump.

You there! Be careful with that. Don't leave even a single piece of it lying around. It's pure, concentrated evil.

I enjoy oral and I enjoy performing oral but unfortunately it seems most of the women I've dated don't really enjoy giving it and just do it to try and please me, only it rarely does because there's no comfortable technique involved.

But of course it has.

Are you sure?

Then what's an 'Oxymoron'?

When I think of being force-fed human genitalia, even of my preferred sex, I go back and re-watch Human Centipede and realize, things could be worse.

Yet, let's face it, we would all do it to ourselves if we could.

Fucking bears

I don't think we should take any chances.
It would be in humanity's best interest to shut down Facebook altogether.

Does The Orphanage count?

Is this where he and some girl are getting chased by dudes with pipe wrenches?

Oh My, Oh My, Oh My