But he prefers Number 1.

but the steady stream of album sales are golden.

Hey, Scaramucci. If you're reading this, I have a good friend who's turning 50 and I'm looking to hire someone to roast him and works cheap.

Two of those words simply cannot be put in the same sentence.

It's GREAT! It's Greater Than GREAT!
You won't BELIEVE just how great it is.

The White House has officially become a political slaughterhouse.

Agreed. Breasts are secondairy air.

Ya got change of a hundered?

This is true. I make about a pack of wings a week and I've noticed of the past several months what was normally $12-14 a pack is now anywhere between $15 and $16 and this is just chicken in the raw, not frozen, pre-cooked or spiced.

I also know how to work a red carpet ;-)

She's neither here nor there, just the rich girl's Mila Jovovich.

80's wrestlers were endearing.

Nancy Reagan

#scaramuccedthepooch

The above pic looks like a screen cap from a recent Metal Gear game.

*whispers* "thank you"

I've always subscribed to the idea that if someone who is already mentally ill joins the military and experiences the trauma of combat, they might come out straight and narrow.

Bullwinkle: Rocky? ROOOOOCKYYYYY.

Sublime gets a pass by proxy since you can't single out any one album being worse than the others.

Probably similar to Jack The Ripper in Time After Time.