Mr Velcro Fastener's cover of Iron Maiden's 'The Trooper' from Powerslaves: An Elektro Tribute To Iron Maiden.

I'm not sure it's quite on the level as the McRib or Double Down.

Ironic? Sure he lived at sea but only ate Spinach. I would not trust the sailor man's endorsement of anything that wasn't spinach.

That's nothing to be proud of. If it doesn't go IN, it doesn't count.

I thought he was capping a beer bottle. We still make that here, don't we?

Bernthal's Punisher is but I doubt it's sustainable.

At least the results are consistent.

I'd say about the same chances of shitting himself had he been doing nothing.

I fear headlining his own series may diminish profundity of the character.

Dolph Lundgren's Punisher is still my fav…as far as the movies go.

*gleefully chants* 'Bass to Face.' 'Bass to Face.'

Still one of my favorite bits is when the Stooges are construction workers and Curly asks Moe where something is supposed to go and Moe tells him it goes on the 'Left'.
Curly asks Moe "Well which way's 'Right'?" in which Moe replies "The one that's left, idiot." Curly just goes "OOOooh".

Is it an annual event or all year round?
and how dangerous is it?

immediately followed by Harpo's horn.

Although a chainsaw emblazoned with Hello Kitty decals all over it would be pretty badass.

I'd like to see Jackson direct more drama, without the fantasy.

Or at least a close second to The Mike Tyson Mysteries.

Me too, if you define 'patiently' as "Come the F$#K ON already!"

She played a decent 20-something going through withdraw but once the supernatural took over, I didn't get the same iconic vibe like you'd get from Ash, Freddy, Pinhead, Jason, et al.

I liked the tone and use of practical effects of the 2013 remake but none of the cast really stood out for me.