Those Figuarts and Play Arts action figure strips are both hilarious and hilariously expensive.

Was that your card?

I bet they're cursed. Like if you pick it up and take it home, you'll find yourself compelled to Tweet about it.

Be very careful. You make friends with a magician, you're friends for life.

He died as he had lived.

Are we talking literally orrrrrrrr figuratively? I guess only the bedsheets know for sure.

A national pleasure!

Not worry about everything under the sun.

♫

In other news, FOX is in early talks with Disney for licensing contract.

In time Sinead will come to regret a great, many thingzzzzz.

She was full of spunk and took no guff. A real firecracker that one.

Marsha.

This is disappointing.
If you wanna make a Batman spinoff movie that's different but still holds brand recognition then do Batman Beyond.

Yer doin' a heck of a job, Matthew!

and for the rest of the day, I'm burnin' up.

Who's got time for this?!
Like I don't have enough going on in my life, barely keeping my nose above water.
I don't even wear a watch.

This is not news. This is expected.

Where can I get a dashboard bobblehead Kanye Jesus?

Soooo what you're saying is that mainstream religion is little more than a thinly-veiled mask of shared insecurity?