"Grab your inahalers"

You're not a theater usher by chance?

Hmmm, I did not know that. Good, good for him.

Or Fred "Where is he now?" Savage.

He's going to break into a song and dance, covering Sinatra's My Way.

Off the Turnpike?

wait…..what?

Joséphine had no complaints.

I still can't get Sandra Bullock to explain how that works.

Samuel L. Jackson wants Nick Fury to be in this.

*puts hand on Uptown's shoulder*

My boss is an asshole. I'm just the guy who has to keep things running so the candy-asses can go home and bury their head in a pillow.

*pictures Link incapacitating his foes with long, boring flashback stories*

I like Donald Glover but I can't imagine Simba sounding any different from Matthew Broderick anymore than I can imagine Mufasa without James Earl Jones' voice.

Yeah but they set the bar pretty high with Stevonnie.

Sabine's MILF is no slouch either. She's no Satine but behind that steely exterior, Ursa's got game.

Qapla!

It's you….and Tumblr.

It's a pickle. No doubt about it.

Let's see, there's 4tlas Don't Give 4 Fuck and…..I think that's it.