"Assistance" sucked the first time when it was a movie called "The Devil Wears Prada." I am still desperately hoping they un-cancel "Apt. 23." Let's get the fan campaign going!

If the show can fail as hard as its been recently despite a wonderful cast and the occasional awesome host like Waltz, I have to wonder, what exactly is going on in Lorne Michaels's head? What are the sketches we're missing out on?

The joke is that Armisen wants to do rejected "Portlandia" characters

In most cases, other than the Jamie Foxx episode, the grade seems like it's given purely based on the promise of the host, and not the actual show.

My British songstress of choice is still Susan Boyle

"Kim and Kanye's Fetus Takes Manhattan"

Oh my god aren't we done with '60s counterculture nostalgia for now? It's not due to come back for like thirty more years with the next Transcendentalist revival.

Vacation Jason!

Now I know how Girl Hitler felt, when the flames rose to a roman nose and her walkman started to melt!

For posterity, Dennis Miller's eternally important commentary on that music video: The basic idea is two loosey-goosey rock stars frolicking around an urban slum like Fred and Ginger on an ecstasy tab. Mick is resplendent in a wonderful flouncy parachute thing, and Bowie, ever the fashion chameleon, opted for one of…

It's like Cher vs. Madonna all over again! Except EXACTLY the same.

Not to mention the complete lack of class awareness it takes to call someone ghetto and sweepingly assume you are more intelligent just for having been to college.

She may be serving fish (not that I think that's as good of a thing as some people do) but to me, Jade looks like Buratino from this Russian children's film: http://uainfo.censor.net.ua…

She has way bigger problems as a 35 year old adult who can't get over a pageant no one has heard of.

Coco Montrese's drag face looks like it's covered in foam padding and ugh I just can't with those freaky blue contacts.

When they're Nickleback

Liked for Larry David.
Also, I have dreams of going back in time and writing Jerry out of "Seinfeld," or at least  reducing his role significantly. How great would it be if it had been "Costanza?"

And at least during the '70s the sketches were punctuated with some really great musical acts (I've just discovered that the '70s episodes on Netflix still have the music). It's just amazing that the good will the audience has still hasn't worn off.

I mean, at least she cared for her children a little bit (though, in a misguided, over-indulgent manner). He was verbally dismissive to everyone around him.

I felt badly for so many people in the film — their housekeepers (I wish they could have talked to them more, but I know they coudn't if they wanted to keep their jobs), his children and niece, and at least a tiny bit for his wife even though she seemed to have pretty terrible decision making skills (despite pursuing…