I unabashedly love Geppetto and revel in its awfulness. And I may or may not have owned the soundtrack as a small child….

Apparently you're unaware of this little thing called a "joke".

"Conversely, the loveless pile of ingredients known as Chicago pizza is essentially a constipated grimace in edible form."

………On what planet do you live where Hungry Howie's is worse than Little Caesar's and Domino's? How dare you.That crust is fucking amazing.

I really don't see him leaving anyway, unless Comedy Central does something insane like lowball him. He already makes something like 30 million a year, and he's locked in through 2015. At that point, one of the Jimmys (probably Fallon) will have established himself as the new late night leader. If I were in Jon…

Wonder why they wouldn't air this on Fridays in a block with Real Time.

I recently discovered that somebody uploaded every episode of Ghostwriter to YouTube and I was way happier than any 22 year old person should ever be about children's educational programming from the nineties.

Gulliver's Travels

I would prepare for the worst if I were you.

A lot of that stuff is artificial though. As somebody who lost a family member in 9/11, I am a little annoyed every year at all the facebook statuses and tweets, they just reek of being hollow and a sort of mob mentality "everybody else is doing it so I should too". All these people saying "America remembers" and…

"Ashley Olsen said of potential plans to reissue those films, possibly in a leather-bound volume for archivists"

Jessica Lange was just as "community theater" as Kathy Bates has been, in that opening scene when she was berating the doctor who told her Cordelia was blind.

Not all that crazy about Coach, and I've never seen Happy Endings, but I thought he was funny enough in The Other Guys.

BIZ MARKIE

I try not to think about it.

So Marilyn Manson was wearing a wig in that scene right? No way that's his real hair.

Oh and Blake was in the Season 3 Contemporary Impressionists episode as the guy who wouldn't let Pierce into the Bar Mitzvah.

Adam Devine played Jeff's half brother in Cooperative Escapism in Familial Relations, the Season 4 James Brolin as Jeff's Dad Thanksgiving episode.

These Workaholics guys are the next Douglas Bubbletrousers!

That was my favorite joke of the episode. Kenny walking out of his house still holding the mic and screaming into it. Genius.