I've lived my whole life in the south and Heinz seems to be more common than Hunts. Unless you're talking about some of those "weird" parts of the south like Maryland and Delaware.

Fries are really the only think I like to dip in ketchup, but it is an essential ingredient when making meatloaf and several other dishes.

The maple syrup I get instructs me to refrigerate after opening.

In terms of fat content, maybe? Mayo has no mammal product in it.

Mayonnaise is the superior French fry condiment, anyway.

So it's Heinz 57?

This is a question I am pretty sure never been asked by probably 99.99% of your readership, or pretty much anyone.

If olive oil is made from olives and peanut oil is made from peanuts, shouldn't baby oil be made from babies?

Oh, I thought this would be about blending beef with pork, lamb, veal, bison, and other juicy baby animals.

So it goes.

I can handle it in some situations — like it happened long, long, ago in a galaxy far, far away and bionic replacements are readily available. And I can handle it if the amputees are non-humans, like when Aragorn is lopping off Orc limbs. Most other situations, though — ick. Even that Futurama episode where Zoidberg…

"It's not like I held anyone down and made them watch my movies, and I could do that, because I'm a big guy."

"Conductive carbon material?"

I hope capital I wins because fuck AP style.

His pet rat did

It's how they weed out the really dull kids.

"I meant 'Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island ugly', not 'UGLY ugly!'"

Why is Ron so goddamn fat?

I get that it's disturbing that some asswipe funded it in order to ruin Gawker, and Hogan's privacy rights were just a convenient legal excuse. But his privacy, and the privacy of the woman he was with, were both violated.

Are you (or is this film) asserting Gawker had the right to publicize a sex tape Hogan (presumably) wanted kept private?