Man, that Tabitha Soren was cute.

Esp. since I initially mis-read it as "bear."

Not even Steve Bannon?

How much do they think the impulse control thing is surgery after-effect and not an Asperger's thing?

No, it's the lookalike who died, but the real Lavigne is living in an east Texas trailer park where she and the heavily-altered former Vice President Spiro Agnew fight the undead.

Space dramedy.

I think they went back in time, grabbed 3rd Rock From the Sun-era Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and brought him back for this show.

An hour-long sci-fi dramedy?

Shoot straight for once, you Army… pukes.

It's just going to be someone putting a Blu-Ray of the Rent movie in, and then the camera pushes in tight on a 4K Ultra HD monitor

I hope they get grown-up Peter Billingsley to play The Old Man.

Blackmail and vendettas are normally the sort of thing I'm all for, but Jezebel (and a lot of the sites in the former Gawker empire, really) have such shitty attitudes about it.

Hahahaha you're as bad as Trump!

"You can read that story in full over at Jezebel, with a warning that it contains content posted on Jezebel."

Does Anne get some kind of revenge? Does she become a big-city police detective and solve gruesome murders?

It's an awesome song and I enjoy listening to it as I drift off to sleep

My son has one of those cubes, instead, with the little buttons and shit. His school banned the spinners so my wife has confiscated the cube as a precaution, pending clarification from the principal.

"Only a master of evil, Darth."

I think Spicey at this point is praying to be fired.

Seeing as these are supposed to be therapeutic devices for kids with ADD or ASD or whatever, it kind of reminds me of Andy Kindler's bit from Dr. Katz.