Dollar: Go back to your walnut bowl, slaver.

And The Soup is infinitely better than Talk Soup (I watched both, thank you very much).

Seriously. Some weeks, the ONLY good thing I know for sure is coming is The Soup on Fridays. There was no greater let-down than this. The good thing about The Soup is, normally, that they warn you when there's going to be down time. This was a total bait-and-switch and it better not happen again. WebSoup is…

I have serious doubts that 10 good movies are being released each year.

I do not understand the comment about how long the Taser scene went on. It was, at most, 5 minutes out of the entire film. Yes, it was obvious humor, but you made it sound as if there were 30 minutes of solid tasering and laughing at said tasering.

Seriously - I'm mildly pissed that I put off seeing this movie entirely because of this review. I generally put the utmost faith in AV Club reviews, but this one could not have been more wrong. It was a highly entertaining movie, not a C+.

Let's talk some more about Paul Rudd. Mmmm.

Clipshow endings are the best! Oh wait.

Those are pretty repugnant ads, with the babies. I can't imagine most people today don't have a pretty strong WTF reaction to seeing babies hawk cigarettes. Different times, I guess.

Because AV Club writers are too busy not writing new content, that's why. It must suck to have a job where you watch TV and movies all the time. Pressure must be hellish, hence putting out a whopping 6 new things a week.

Seriously - did all of you simply half the work you were doing before? Good lord.

Thanks - for some reason, I was thinking it was Opeation Ivy, but I wasn't certain enough to put a name down. Glad I didn't.

They stopped by the party on the way to get married and decided, what with all the wacky dancing and cheesy fun, they wanted a traditional big wedding after all.

Best Dr. Spaceman moment: calling 411 when Geiss passes out into a diabetic coma - "Hello? Oh, I don't know, I guess diabetes repair?"

Why doesn't the AV Club put out more than 2 articles a day, when it used to update a shitton?

What more is there to ask other than "Who has a crush on" some girl sitting there? Isn't the whole purpose of this game for girls to have a vehicle to reveal who their friends like, and then everyone can argue about whether or not they're moving the pointer?

For the record, Dominated Love Slave is a song they covered written by some other Bay Area band.

The song started out funny but it could have been much better. It needed to either be a quick cutaway joek, or have more done with it. It dragged on too long without putting good stuff in there at the end. It felt pretty half-assed, like the writers just assumed that famous people saying these things would carry…

"This made the volleyball played in Top Gun look good. "
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Sadly, I feel the volleyball scenes suffered without Kenny Loggins' "Playing with the Boys."

For those saying Jim's reaction was unrealistic, consider - we saw the first 20 seconds after they found out. It's completely plausible that they had the "Oh shit, how are we going to afford to raise a baby" conversation in the more-sobering ride home from the hospital. I think most men's first reaction to a…