Seriously, stop being lazy and creating excuses after the fact. Just bring back the friggin' X-Files thing. You've already taken from me The Hater - at least replace it with this.

How badly did you want your local Santa to have a slide like that? Oh, so awesome-looking!

Bah - bring that shit back!

I hope they were up your ass about it. Go read "A Civil Action" and feel horrible.

Precisely. You were already on thin ice with your suspicious claim that you'd never seen this movie, despite the fact that it has not only been on cable and non-cable about a billion times in the last 20 years but you went to sleepovers in the late 80s/early 90s. It's pretty clear you're just being contrarian which…

Dude

Much as I love the UK Office, and I do, I'd have to say that Season 2 of the US Office far outshines the UK version. As complete bodies of work, though, the UK version wins because David Brent never drove his car into a lake.

Preview to what will happen with the rest of this stupid project.

Seriously, I'd wager at least half of your readers don't live in a [your city] you actually serve. Because of this kind of half-assed crap, you drop Buzzkills? You're killing the main AV Club for a lame side project. Congratulations.

Seriously - yet another great column falls victim to the AV Club's relentless march towards having absolutely no content. Thanks a lot.

Best part: drunk Tom Cruise talking into that ear statue.

I think they wrote Vince out because he's obnoxious and stupid.

Aren't these women sad, though? If my whole life was pumping out and raising kids and nothing more, I'd be sad. A friend's mom had an existential crisis over exactly that after all her kids went off to college and her entire purpose in life, being a stay at home mom, had ended. It annoys me when people glorify…

Roy Fokker, you're completely right. Fox News, which plays on one of the TVs in my gym and nowhere else in my life, every night has at least one if not two vapid blondes on O'Reilly's show spouting such talking points.

I'm with you. This show is so hammy and crap now, it's obnoxious. I just want to slap Pam in the face, she's so shrill and awful. Contrived is probably the nicest way to describe this show at this point. When reviewing the show, watch a season 2 episode first. This shit should be getting Ds compared to what it…

If you were in Kansas City, you should have been getting your fried chicken from Stroud's. Maybe that's why she was pissed.

Once again the link to this (and basically all) article on the mobile AV Club version is jacked up. Can't you get someone to log in and check those?

Lost lost me (har!) when they kept drawing out typing in the code as if it was a legitimate story arc. Boring. Also, it's all cliff-hangers, which irritates me immensely. I think it'd be a fun rewatch on DVD, though, with the instant gratification of not having to wait.

AV Club writers: if you post more frequently and on a more consistent basis, you will drive more traffic to your site. You will consequently be able to sell more ads or ads for more money. You also won't piss off your fanbase with the sporadic updates. I don't get a rat's ass about Twitter because I'm not 14. …

Uh….Just because the kids and family don't want for money doesn't mean they are being cared for properly.