This is bowling trophy.

Get some BBQ whilst here. Bryant's, Jack's Stack, Oklahoma Joe's, and Gates are all acceptable.

Watch out for babies crawling out into the street out there in LA.

If you have two hair styles, long and short, and you have them simultaneously, I believe that's called a mullet, friend.

Gelled hair is slightly less offensive to me than that stupid ass shaggy Zack Effron (that's a thing, right?) haircut 80% of guys currently sport.