Whatever. Rudy Giuliani reviewed it in todays NY Post and gave it 9 out of 11 stars.

How is it possible that Frosty The Snowman isn't on this album?! I mean it was his coke dealer's nickname for him and everything.

Can we get Noel to co-produce this with him too? The on-set screaming matches would make Christian Bale look like your dear, sweet old auntie in comparison.

Hell Yeah Bro!!!!

Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall?
More like "Every Urine Dribble Is A Stain On My Underpants"!!

Glad To See That Old White Haired Guy Is Getting Work
I mean I know he's contractually obligated to be in every single kung-fu movie ever made, but my man can't live on residuals alone.

(Rubs Eyes & Shakes Head)
There's…two of them?!

Two Voices Enter
1 Voice Leaves

If Making People Laugh Is A Crime
Then Russell Brand is not guilty!

The Real Tragedy?
Is that we'll never see how Trump was gonna turn this country around and make us #1 again just like he did for the USFL.

Kid Rock Is So White Trash
Even his pubes are in the shape of a trash 'stache.

This Makes Sense
The original title for 50 Cent's first album was gonna be "Get A Laugh Or Die Tryin'". And also it was gonna be a comedy album, but then Dre dropped a bunch of dope beats behind it and changed everything up.

Medea Shrugged: There's Leftovers In The Fridge
Any Hollywood producers here wanna buy my Scary Movie-style combo of Tyler Perry and Ayn Rand movies? Lemme know ASAP so I can start writing it.

Hey Guys!!
What if all of us intentionally fail all our final exams so that we get held back and have to repeat Senior year and then we'll get to go to prom all over again?!! C'mon!! It'l be fun!!

This Is An Excellent Reminder
For everyone to put "Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans" in their Netflix cues. Its a 2-hour version of this arrest and more. You will not be disappointed.

Marr's Morrissey Tell-All Book
Will be called "Friendship In A Coma". And yes, it is serious.

Tyler Perry Is The Black Larry The Cable Guy
I'm aware that he's popular with a large chunk of folks and am told that he's funny, but yet I just can't seem to care.

This Is All A Rip-Off
Of UPN's ground-breaking, interactive show "Shasta McNasty"

Lowest Money-Making Show?
The short-lived game show Million Dollar Monkey Blow Job, where contestants must ask themselves "Would you receive a blow job from a monkey for a million dollars?"

If Your Hand Job Is Work To
Then you're in the wrong hand job.