I'm kind of surprised not to see Hot Sauce Committee up there. I believe shenanigans should be called.

Steve Berlin can blow me. Again.

When we were doing shows in Zimbabwe, Joe suggested we stop at this chicken shack between shows. It was quite literally a shack, with chickens running around outside. You would pick one out and they would cook it for you. At this point in the tour Ray said he needed more lubricant; he never said what it was for, but…

No all my precious copies of Graceland are now unplayable.

Circle of Life
Fuck you Elton John.

Graceland
Great album or greatest album? Feed my ego.

I look like fucking robert blake in lost highway.

Thanks. FYI, you will not receive any credit. I needs me that Heinz money.

Did someone say Dad Rock?

Quick
Someone make a ketchup commercial, my legacy is shrinking.

I never suggested that they sue me. I suggested that Steve wrap his big saxophone playing lips around my circumcised wang and blow me.

Also he never gave me that penny whistle back either.

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

He's pretty difficult to work with. He'll more or less take over the whole show.

Jourgunsen beat me up for greeting him too. I was horribly confused because when I previously spoke to him, he said I could call him by his first name.

Edie Brickell pisses the bed.

What does that mean, I really remind you of money?

The gimmick is there, you're just a moron. I don't find this kind of stuff amusing anymore.

Someone brought this up last time
But I'll bring it again. Tina Fey or Sarah Palin. I found Ms. Fey particular attractive in the one episode where she tried to get out of jury duty.

I once knew a comedian
Whose initials were C.C.