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Am I a total pussy for being shocked at the number of commenters making jokes about this instead of saying stuff like, "Holy shit, this is fucking crazy. Where the hell is Casey Kasem?"

We haven't recovered from The Macarena yet.

Why are these people so afraid to acknowledge the ownage of Du Hast by Rammstein?

Bonnie Raitt was necessary because my mom needed something to put next to my dad's Marc Cohn CD.

The live acoustic version or GTFO.

The primary metric used here should be, "How many times have people been blown away with a shotgun after this song plays?"

Two of the same CD or did Sisqo actually record two albums?

Holy fucking shit…you can't see why they decided against using The Hungry Rabbit Jumps?

Agreed. Committing to that look means you at least give a fuck about something.

Have you seen who John Turturo bangs in his new movie?

Aye

I love Boondock Saints…and I'm a 1/2 Irish frat boy.

The one with one of the Oedenkirks and the talking thumbs? Holy shit, my best friend fucking loves that movie. It's so ridiculously stupid. I've almost at time gotten into it, but my heart is never really there.

Yeah, that's more like mine. It was laughing while saying "Holy shit!"

I've heard flimsier reasons to get married than that.

I along with a other people in the theater laughed through a lot of The Raid 2. At least for me the laughing was because it was so ridiculously fucking awesome, not because it was unintentionally hilarious.

No, this movie fucking sucked.

Yeah, I actually think it looks like an ok TV show, but knowing it's telling the Gotham origin stories kinda turns me off.

Going to the show tomorrow night in Brooklyn. Very very excited.

5 kids!