He is Milk Man!

He is Milk Man!

It ain't a tourist trap until there's a wax museum on the premises.

It ain't a tourist trap until there's a wax museum on the premises.

What is this, a freak-out?

What is this, a freak-out?

I once found "therapistinboston .com" randomly placed in a page of Google search results. Had a larf at that one, I did.

I once found "therapistinboston .com" randomly placed in a page of Google search results. Had a larf at that one, I did.

"Until" or "when?"

"Until" or "when?"

Wait, is that a little bit of rust underneath KITT's fender, there?

Wait, is that a little bit of rust underneath KITT's fender, there?

Thanks to Mitch Hedberg, I will never not think about this whenever I see a can of Pringles:

Thanks to Mitch Hedberg, I will never not think about this whenever I see a can of Pringles:

I'd like to see "Like a Rolling Stone" by Dylan or "Old Man" by Neil Young or something off the first Velvet Underground album get shredded by somebody with, like, not even a fraction of the credibility you'd need to do something that bold. Like, a member of The xx or Vampire Weekend or something. Just to watch the…

I'd like to see "Like a Rolling Stone" by Dylan or "Old Man" by Neil Young or something off the first Velvet Underground album get shredded by somebody with, like, not even a fraction of the credibility you'd need to do something that bold. Like, a member of The xx or Vampire Weekend or something. Just to watch the…

I've made $0.03 from Last.fm, from this weird little 4-song EP I put out a year ago. Six more years like that and I'll be raking in Galaxie 500-level earnings…

I've made $0.03 from Last.fm, from this weird little 4-song EP I put out a year ago. Six more years like that and I'll be raking in Galaxie 500-level earnings…

Well, the EARLY early stuff we won't talk about, and there's kind of a "middle period" where things got weird, but I'll put "Scarecrow" and "The Lonesome Jubilee" up against any other example of mid-'80s "heartland rock." Hell, I'll put 'em up against most mid-'80s non-heartleand-rock, too.

Well, the EARLY early stuff we won't talk about, and there's kind of a "middle period" where things got weird, but I'll put "Scarecrow" and "The Lonesome Jubilee" up against any other example of mid-'80s "heartland rock." Hell, I'll put 'em up against most mid-'80s non-heartleand-rock, too.