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The Green Bastard
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Here's what I think YOU did. Somebody made a passing reference to a band you love (that turns out to be made up of members of bands he always fucking hated (Foo Fighters? NUFAN? Face to Face? Fucking PUKE. I hated them all. I saw the Swingin' Utters in '97 with the Humpers (I think) and Social D (I know, because they

Yeah, they're gonna pretty much hate that.

That was a good thing you did, Anthony.

But even if you encourage them to play, they STILL go through a weird phase. You ever hear the 16 year old Dweezil Zappa's single "Let's Talk About It?" with Moon singing? It's on YouTube….exactly the kind of tepid, dumb, cookie-cutter pop-rock bullshit his dad would have said, "Well, s'not very inneresting" about,

Maybe that was a bad example, I don't remember their music very well.

Yeah…it's more about setting them up to be able to tell what's quality and what's lame. Shit from Shineola.

You want your kids to grow up without having shit taste in music?

I have to admit something…I'm bristling a little at the Mr. T Experience being lumped in with the "garbage pop punk" genre.

Am I the only one who fucking hated Adam Sandler's comedy, even 20 years ago?

The only redeeming thing about the Crue is that Mick Mars seems to have a sense of humor about his abilities as a guitarist. He's the first to admit to being pretty ham-fisted and kind of a one-trick pony. Cool guy. About ten years older than the rest of the band, too.

Wait, was this, like, a GG Allin project or something?

It's on Netflix right now, if you have that.

Dude, I could go the rest of my life watching nothing BUT old PBS archival stuff. "Crockett's Victory Garden," "All Creatures Great and Small," all of it.

That's also how I rank chewing gum, which is why I spent over $800 on Stride a few months back.

I know this will forever brand me as a heavy metal poser, a fake of the worst sort (does the fact that I could play "Paranoid" pretty much note-for-note in 8th grade, including the solo, redeem me at all?), but I just don't like "Vol. 4" very much and never have.

I hated how GMG got destroyed once Jim Davis and his lawyers got involved. The original site said something about "…as he battles lonliness and methamphetamine addiction in a quiet American suburb." Once Paws Inc. got involved (they didn't make this public, but the whole affair positively REEKED of "Okay, you either

I'm still waiting for someone to latch onto "Daisy Hill Puppy Farm" as a name for a shitty band. Possibly emo. Maybe it's already happened. I don't pay attention to anything anymore.

That's where I stopped reading.

The Season Inside Me?