I think a lot of people with no ties to the Midwest *think* the characters are being portrayed as cartoonish, over-the-top white trash freaks, and have a visceral reaction because "nobody really lives like that."

I think a lot of people with no ties to the Midwest *think* the characters are being portrayed as cartoonish, over-the-top white trash freaks, and have a visceral reaction because "nobody really lives like that."

The dignified *middle class* may prefer "tits," but us one-percenters prefer "funbags."

The dignified *middle class* may prefer "tits," but us one-percenters prefer "funbags."

"I just blue myself…"

"I just blue myself…"

Well, "Blind Before I Stop" is an entire album about it.

Well, "Blind Before I Stop" is an entire album about it.

It's easy to forget. Then something reminds you, and you're like, "Oh. Shit. Yeah. I forgot. Devo are one of the top five things that have ever existed." And then you're good for a while.

It's easy to forget. Then something reminds you, and you're like, "Oh. Shit. Yeah. I forgot. Devo are one of the top five things that have ever existed." And then you're good for a while.

Even more essential follow-up question: why is there always porn in the woods?

Even more essential follow-up question: why is there always porn in the woods?

My guess is that Bert is behind the whole thing.

My guess is that Bert is behind the whole thing.

And a 44 will get you 99?

And a 44 will get you 99?

That would be a valid point if this album actually deserved better.

That would be a valid point if this album actually deserved better.

Oh shit. I forgot about the Santana Guitar Face. The one where his mouth is open and his eyes are shut. And he plays that one sustained note for two measures. With that god-awful fucking tone that half the guitar universe has a footlong boner for.

Oh shit. I forgot about the Santana Guitar Face. The one where his mouth is open and his eyes are shut. And he plays that one sustained note for two measures. With that god-awful fucking tone that half the guitar universe has a footlong boner for.