@avclub-a9ab29b18796823dd9be52a3f74c1459:disqus F#? As in MAJOR?
Jesus, I bet the intonation was incredible on that sucker. Nothing like a bunch of kids playing too many sharps or flats on woodwinds. Especially playing outdoors when the weather goes to hell.

@avclub-a9ab29b18796823dd9be52a3f74c1459:disqus F#? As in MAJOR?
Jesus, I bet the intonation was incredible on that sucker. Nothing like a bunch of kids playing too many sharps or flats on woodwinds. Especially playing outdoors when the weather goes to hell.

And they all ordered salads, and then they all ask for a box to take the rest home with them.

And they all ordered salads, and then they all ask for a box to take the rest home with them.

Pro-lifers are always way more unsettling than everything.

Pro-lifers are always way more unsettling than everything.

"It's not even a real story. It's just, like, these two people talking and, like, drinking beer and stuff, and nothing happens, and then it just, like, ends."

"It's not even a real story. It's just, like, these two people talking and, like, drinking beer and stuff, and nothing happens, and then it just, like, ends."

I actually learned how to play the little guitar solo from this song note-for-note when this was a huge hit. Scored a blowjob for my efforts.

I actually learned how to play the little guitar solo from this song note-for-note when this was a huge hit. Scored a blowjob for my efforts.

No, he was a total butt-patter.

No, he was a total butt-patter.

How do you think I rang the doorbell?

How do you think I rang the doorbell?

So is my recent "thing" with the Allman Brothers Band only going to get worse?

So is my recent "thing" with the Allman Brothers Band only going to get worse?

I'm about to hit 36 (one more year of being able to say "MID-thirties"), and what the hell IS it with fuckin' Steely Dan?

I'm about to hit 36 (one more year of being able to say "MID-thirties"), and what the hell IS it with fuckin' Steely Dan?

PISSING OUT THE WINDOW AND SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!

PISSING OUT THE WINDOW AND SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!