You actually purchased porn? You can probably find better porn for free on 4chan right at this very instant.

You actually purchased porn? You can probably find better porn for free on 4chan right at this very instant.

I don't even know. I don't think it matters, really.

I don't even know. I don't think it matters, really.

@avclub-e2684ea2157a2423b7463536886837b2:disqus Albert King's great, sure, but more than likely the "tribute" would just be Eric Clapton jerking off for five minutes with his mouth hanging open and his eyes shut, like he's really FEELIN' that blues, man. Because that's what most people think of when you say "blues"…

@avclub-e2684ea2157a2423b7463536886837b2:disqus Albert King's great, sure, but more than likely the "tribute" would just be Eric Clapton jerking off for five minutes with his mouth hanging open and his eyes shut, like he's really FEELIN' that blues, man. Because that's what most people think of when you say "blues"…

I watched that thing on IFC a few years ago, and that one guy with the glasses who always talks about stuff (no, not him, the other one) was saying that a mainstream Hollywood movie with clearly unsimulated sex between major stars was sort of the final frontier of cinematic sex. Even though Hollywood's gotten less and…

I watched that thing on IFC a few years ago, and that one guy with the glasses who always talks about stuff (no, not him, the other one) was saying that a mainstream Hollywood movie with clearly unsimulated sex between major stars was sort of the final frontier of cinematic sex. Even though Hollywood's gotten less and…

A three-hour tour? A THREE-HOUR TOUR?

A three-hour tour? A THREE-HOUR TOUR?

I didn't even know "twig" was a verb. And if I had, I would've guess it meant something completely different.

I didn't even know "twig" was a verb. And if I had, I would've guess it meant something completely different.

"Now THAT was a premier."

"Now THAT was a premier."

More like a 666-track, amiright?

More like a 666-track, amiright?

If I was producing that Satan's Wrath track, I would have had the lead guitarist have another go at the whammy-bar dive tapping lick during the intro…right around 0:20 in the video, it sounds like his tapping finger was hitting on top of the fret wire (instead of behind it) for a split second…the intensity of the lick…

If I was producing that Satan's Wrath track, I would have had the lead guitarist have another go at the whammy-bar dive tapping lick during the intro…right around 0:20 in the video, it sounds like his tapping finger was hitting on top of the fret wire (instead of behind it) for a split second…the intensity of the lick…

Yeah, but to be fair, EVERYBODY deserves better than Gwyneth Paltrow.

Yeah, but to be fair, EVERYBODY deserves better than Gwyneth Paltrow.