@Whatwhatque:disqus The Picture of Dorian Green Day?

@Whatwhatque:disqus The Picture of Dorian Green Day?

Or is it "Mike Dirnt Ages 30 Years In Fifteen Seconds"?

Or is it "Mike Dirnt Ages 30 Years In Fifteen Seconds"?

Holy FUCK that guy's got a lotta jaw.

Holy FUCK that guy's got a lotta jaw.

Winter Storm Dawes will blanket the region Thursday…

Winter Storm Dawes will blanket the region Thursday…

Now you've just got me all re-pissed off about "Monster a Go-Go."

Now you've just got me all re-pissed off about "Monster a Go-Go."

Wait, is Alex Van Halen a Stooge now?

Wait, is Alex Van Halen a Stooge now?

Cool. Book eight. "Harry Potter and the Casual Vacancy." Can't wait to read it.

Cool. Book eight. "Harry Potter and the Casual Vacancy." Can't wait to read it.

Yeah, the "good/unlistenable" ratio for "Hallelujah" covers has to be one of the worst of any song in the history of anything.

Yeah, the "good/unlistenable" ratio for "Hallelujah" covers has to be one of the worst of any song in the history of anything.

Hats are how I make it take longer for people to notice my (imminent lack of) hair situation. With a hat, it's like the fourth or fifth thing they notice about me, instead of the second (right after "chunky"). And if they're a foot shorter'n me, it might take 'em weeks to figure it out.

Hats are how I make it take longer for people to notice my (imminent lack of) hair situation. With a hat, it's like the fourth or fifth thing they notice about me, instead of the second (right after "chunky"). And if they're a foot shorter'n me, it might take 'em weeks to figure it out.

I dunno, he knows some Pretty Good Jokes.

I dunno, he knows some Pretty Good Jokes.