I could never get into the lesser-known Nuh'wobb'em bands at all. Tygers or Whatever-It-Was, Diamond Head, etc. I'd get all amped to hear The Men That Inspired Metallica!!! and inevitably be bored stupid by their music.

I could never get into the lesser-known Nuh'wobb'em bands at all. Tygers or Whatever-It-Was, Diamond Head, etc. I'd get all amped to hear The Men That Inspired Metallica!!! and inevitably be bored stupid by their music.

Wait, when did rock drummers molesting teenagers become, like, a shocking thing? It's kinda what rock drummers do…show up about five minutes after the rest of the band gets done schlepping the equipment, disappear the second the show's over (when it's time to schlep again), then end up drinking all the beer and…

Wait, when did rock drummers molesting teenagers become, like, a shocking thing? It's kinda what rock drummers do…show up about five minutes after the rest of the band gets done schlepping the equipment, disappear the second the show's over (when it's time to schlep again), then end up drinking all the beer and…

Dawes O)))

Dawes O)))

NEXT!

NEXT!

That's why you're so crescent fresh. You just. Don't. Get it.

That's why you're so crescent fresh. You just. Don't. Get it.

What about the ones Jodie Foster, Frank Zappa and Paris Hilton hosted? Aren't those pretty good'uns?

What about the ones Jodie Foster, Frank Zappa and Paris Hilton hosted? Aren't those pretty good'uns?

In any case, it's better than the Tooth Fairy leaving all those teeth under my pillow when I was a kid.

In any case, it's better than the Tooth Fairy leaving all those teeth under my pillow when I was a kid.

This is not how we bring back ANY class.

This is not how we bring back ANY class.

Wait, this is actually a thing?

Wait, this is actually a thing?

It is extremely rare that I get even a little bit amped about an upcoming movie, but damned if I ain't about this.

It is extremely rare that I get even a little bit amped about an upcoming movie, but damned if I ain't about this.