Oh, wait, so is this the part where somebody gets a recent photo of Bill Cosby and captions it "Sherman Hemsley 1938-2012" and posts it on the Internet somewhere, and people get totally pissed off and it's hilarious? Or is it too soon for that?

Oh, wait, so is this the part where somebody gets a recent photo of Bill Cosby and captions it "Sherman Hemsley 1938-2012" and posts it on the Internet somewhere, and people get totally pissed off and it's hilarious? Or is it too soon for that?

Of course, if the record really is dog shit, this is all moot, innit?

Of course, if the record really is dog shit, this is all moot, innit?

What if being "hokey" doesn't matter a damn to you, and you've never put much stock in the idea that to write or sing a song, you have to have lived its lyrics? How's the record sound under those circumstances? How're the songs as SONGS?

What if being "hokey" doesn't matter a damn to you, and you've never put much stock in the idea that to write or sing a song, you have to have lived its lyrics? How's the record sound under those circumstances? How're the songs as SONGS?

I wish Green Day would stop dicking around with the high-concept shit. Even the idea behind these three upcoming album titles is too epic-y. And I don't like the song posted here.
They proved with "Warning" that they could be absolutely fantastic at the Les Paul Junior-infused power pop thing, and they've been…

I wish Green Day would stop dicking around with the high-concept shit. Even the idea behind these three upcoming album titles is too epic-y. And I don't like the song posted here.
They proved with "Warning" that they could be absolutely fantastic at the Les Paul Junior-infused power pop thing, and they've been…

We made the sign, too, and still got bupkis.

We made the sign, too, and still got bupkis.

Anybody else here try to start your own detective agency when you were nine, and have it last exactly one hour because no cases came in and you got bored?

Anybody else here try to start your own detective agency when you were nine, and have it last exactly one hour because no cases came in and you got bored?

You see, with the children and they have the brain damage, and the hippity-hop music, and then they got the rape. Jello pudding.

You see, with the children and they have the brain damage, and the hippity-hop music, and then they got the rape. Jello pudding.

ERMAHGERD!

ERMAHGERD!

See, this comes really close to an idea I had for a reality show about ten years ago.

See, this comes really close to an idea I had for a reality show about ten years ago.

I suppose the fact that it would be physically impossible to have Dee Dee King appear on the album as a "guest rapper" should be counted as a blessing here.

I suppose the fact that it would be physically impossible to have Dee Dee King appear on the album as a "guest rapper" should be counted as a blessing here.