Well, if by "still kicking in the scene" you mean "still drinking an entire fifth of whiskey a couple times a day," she is.

Well, if by "still kicking in the scene" you mean "still drinking an entire fifth of whiskey a couple times a day," she is.

I think if any group of people is capable of pulling it off, this lot can.

I think if any group of people is capable of pulling it off, this lot can.

I think you've made a huge mistake.

I think you've made a huge mistake.

Everything works better as a Jim Varney vehicle. Citizen Kane, The Godfather, Avatar, 9 Songs…think about how much better they'd've all been with Jim Varney as their leading man.

Everything works better as a Jim Varney vehicle. Citizen Kane, The Godfather, Avatar, 9 Songs…think about how much better they'd've all been with Jim Varney as their leading man.

What sort of sucks is that, for a lot of a people who've never seen "Emperor of the North" or "The (O.G. Fuckin') Poseidon Adventure (And Not That Remake Bull Shit)," or even "Convoy," THAT will be the thing they remember him for.

What sort of sucks is that, for a lot of a people who've never seen "Emperor of the North" or "The (O.G. Fuckin') Poseidon Adventure (And Not That Remake Bull Shit)," or even "Convoy," THAT will be the thing they remember him for.

Well that's nit-picking, isn't it?

Well that's nit-picking, isn't it?

If I was in his position, I would totally cash in on that legacy. I would cash in so fuckin' hard it'd make your head spin. Fuckin' passive income, people. Crap out a book, sit back and watch the filthy, filthy money roll in. And roll IN the filthy, filthy money.

If I was in his position, I would totally cash in on that legacy. I would cash in so fuckin' hard it'd make your head spin. Fuckin' passive income, people. Crap out a book, sit back and watch the filthy, filthy money roll in. And roll IN the filthy, filthy money.

That's MAJOR Fag Enabler to you, soldier!

That's MAJOR Fag Enabler to you, soldier!

Oi, you're all fookin' radio rental.

Oi, you're all fookin' radio rental.

I was thinking more of a slapstick puppet duo…Punch N' Danzig.

I was thinking more of a slapstick puppet duo…Punch N' Danzig.