My personal 5 were:

It'd have to start with Weird Al turning the car around to get back in the drive thru to order a replacement burger.

The WORSE things GET, the harder I FIGHT! THE harder I FIGHT, the more I LOVE…YOU?

I'd like to see him give Tig Notaro a show. The entire premise would be her constantly encountering Taylor Dayne.

Fan of all of these. Not a sketch show, but not a day goes by where I don't in some form or another think about how much I miss Stella.

BEES?

The piece is emotional enough on its own, but then you start to think about how many themes parallel Gravity's (technology, death to those who are too weak for the world, how important conversation can be), and its full impact hits you.

Hey! Larry Flynt is right!

When I visited NYC a couple years ago, I'm pretty sure I almost accidentally ran into her on the street when I was leaving a laundromat. If it wasn't her, it was someone who had a face very similar to hers, and I couldn't remember her name at the moment. It's a shame, 'cause I'm a big fan of her work, and I didn't…

Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I believe fire is magic, and it scares me a lot. *Whistles, whittles at stick*

Right there with you. I posted that on the day he died, how pissed off it made me that they turned it into a "bros having fun times" anthem, and everyone gave me shit for it. Stuff about how it was a happy song or whatever.

Donate to charity? Please no! Presents!

*Sonny Terry song plays*

I'll give this a watch. High School was fascinating, and Titicut Follies is one of the most disturbing films I've ever seen.

Personally, I found Gaga's characterization flat, and the reveal of her child's death didn't have the emotional weight that it should've.

NOW EVERYBODY'S GAY!

QUIT TWISTING THE KNIFE THAT'S BEEN LODGED IN MY HEART YOU BASTARDS

Not really, no.

EVERYBODY'S SPAGHETTI NOW

Don't think I'll be giving this a listen, since "Rap God" is easily the worst song I've heard all year.