*Crosses fingers for Leviathan spoof*

Yeah, real Donald Twumps.

Hell yeah. And Best Buy's getting a pretty kickass-looking Steelbook to boot: http://www.blu-ray.com/movi…

I HADDA TEMP BABY BROFA!! AND HE WAS PERFEC IN EFFRY WAY!!

No! Heynong Man! We all have to say it for a reset!

What about Food Network? Ha cha CHA!

Paul Dinello from Strangers With Candy has to be in the top five. His "GODDAMN IT" doesn't have the power of Odenkirk's, but he puts meaning behind it.

I liked the movie a lot more than they did, but the closing statement of Half In The Bag's review of it still makes me laugh. "Boyhood is like life: it lasts too long, and by the end of it, you just want to die."

10. Blue Ruin
9. Life Itself
8. Birdman
7. The Grand Budapest Hotel
6. Boyhood
5. The LEGO Movie
4. Nightcrawler
3. Gone Girl
2. Whiplash
1. Under the Skin

Watch the entire thing, then go back to when the "Skip Ad" button appears. Click it, and it'll take you to the website.

The Other Guys was my reminder of how much I'd missed him.

"and ends with freed slaves dancing while Phillip Phillips’ 'Home' blares on the soundtrack."

Oh Geoffry. *Sniff* Why.

Thiis iis Jon He Doooeees Iiiitt…

It's unlikely, but I'm kind of crossing my fingers for a Chris Gethard Show upset somewhere in the top 10 (though it's my personal #1). It spent a quarter of the year quietly evolving into something else in preparation for a Comedy Central version, spent another quarter quietly mourning both the loss of the deal and…

I've got almost absurdly high hopes for next year's Green Room. Anton Yelchin as a punk rocker and Imogen Poots as his girlfriend? Being trapped in a venue's greenroom while being terrorized by a gang of hick skinheads led by SIR PATRICK STEWART? Directed by the guy who made Blue Ruin? Even if it's a misfire, it's a…

*Command-F's "Cicierga"*
*Not found*
*Isn't mad, just disappointed*

"FAST TRAVEL? YOU'RE FUCKING SONIC!"

Don't forget to fasten the grenade pin to the coffin lid. For grave robbers.

I'm 19 (I WIN), and the whole "Professional Vlogger" culture annoys the shit out of me. Frontline did an excellent episode about the rise of vlogger culture, and it's very insightful about how it all works. I don't feel comfortable with a culture where every vlogger is talking about the same 10 musicians or the same…