No matter how middle-of-the-road The Third Estate turns out to be, I'm going to be modifying that "This is information that the world needs to know!" line from that trailer for situations I'm in for months, complete with an increasingly terrible Assange impression.

I'd be more comfortable with Osama Bin Diesel.

I loved him in IMDb.

Once again, I second the notion that Paul W.S. Anderson needs to change his name. For a split-second, I thought Paul Thomas Anderson had made a Western starring Kurt Russell and got excited.

"On the occasions when I do engage in the carnal acts, rest assured that they are not committed in the sense that you likely assume."

I was gonna guess "sexy as hell".

Goddamn it, you beat me to it.

B+? That's Riddick-ulous! (Passes out from laughing)

Which is itself not as good as Sharknado.

Ahem, does "It's Taken meets Drive" mean nothing to you?!?

Ooh, friends! Football friends!

His discography is building up to the unequaled masterpiece that will be Dirk, the Pizza Jerk.

'Ere's a Looney. Go use it to buy a bag of milk, 'ay?

Grand Valley State. I live on the Allendale Campus, but I tried out the bus system to downtown for the first time on Sunday.

"Low Winter Sun [is]… pretty horrible…."

I have the Blu of Safety Last!, and it's an absolutely stunning comedy/thriller. I haven't seen his other work, so I don't know if it's a good jumping-off point, but I'd still wholeheartedly recommend it nonetheless.

Don't forget Peter Jackson as the Santa that stabs Angel in the opening montage.

The ending of City Lights is right up there with "Jurassic Bark" and "Mama Simpson" in pop culture moments I can't think about without getting blubbery.

"If I wanted to kill you, I'd take this *grabs knife*, and then I'd run you over with a tractor!"

Eddie Izzard removing that guy's organs was the first time I ever had to get up and leave the room for a moment watching a network TV show.