Wait, wait, are you telling us to (looks around to make sure we're alone, drops tone to a whisper) …disregard an A.A. Dowd review?

He's dreamy.

Friday: Watched To Be or Not to Be on Hulu. Loved it. Great farce, and it reminds you just how great Jack Benny and Carole Lombard were (every "So, they call me Concentration Camp Earhart?" had me laughing harder and harder). I'll definitely pick up the Blu-ray during the next Barnes & Noble Criterion sale (along with…

No matter what role he's playing/how excellent he is, in my mind David Costable is always Doug's identity before or after he met/left Mel.

I'll just pretend he's a crying Alison Brie as I'm watching.

Do you use your telescopic nipple antennae to transmit data back to Earth?

"Get Lucky" is awesome. The fact that everyone around me chose "Blurred Lines" as Song of the Summer upset me to no end.

Maybe he hasn't talked about it in a while because he took a pill to forget his problems.

I knew it! You never see Christina Applegate and Mads Mikkelsen in the same room!

It's not like her path to recovery and stability could be helped by not putting her in front of a camera for a while or anything.

"THEY'RE JEANS"

Next, I'm going to prank a bunch of people into building a hospital in China! They'll never see it coming! *Rides away on speedboat*

*Zombie Tuco appears*

Season 2 did that perfectly. I could see it working here.

*Holds up foot*

*Shoots @avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus in the testicles, stabs his neck multiple times*

FOX NEWS: Occupying Your Grandpa's Facebook Feed Since 2012.

I've only had one drink. *Holds up 2 fingers*

I tried, but he mispronounced my name and I threw up all over him.

She's very funny, pretty, and seems like a nice person in real life. I find myself interested in work her and June Raphael do (I've not seen Bride Wars, so I can act like it doesn't exist).