I would've posted a firstie, but I Jaws busy.

Chris Farley is legendary, but you have to forget about how he spent the last few years of his life, or all of his work becomes fucking depressing.

He and Julia Louis-Dreyfus are the same person.

I kept waiting for an amazing moment, but it didn't shoah up.

To quote Rocky Horror callbacks, she went apeshit.

More like Sean OLD, am I right?

Maybe this brings Scarlett Johansson's career full circle by including a scene where the phone tries to give Joaquin a blowjob while he's driving, causing him to crash the car.

*Imitates Edie McClurg's imitation of Rooney into the phone*

Needs more Goldblum.

Man, the car could just burst into flames right now, and this would be the way to go, huh, Joaquin?

I know how that feels. I used to enjoy Family Guy.

TO BE CONTINUED IN SEASON 4

SPOILER: Sherlock survived the fall because he invented shoes that have little trampolines in the heels. The third season will focus on the hijinks that ensue as the characters chase him and devise plans to bring him down as he bounces higher and higher around London.

For me, it wasn't a thing until the Separation of Church and State Fair.

You put it very well. I just finished high school, and the vast majority of people loathed Simpsons, and love Family Guy. And it seems that most people are pessimistic and unhappy with life, and don't have a sense of actually enjoying something.

I never thought I'd stoop to this, but here goes…

That's a half-truth!

*Marge sees stalk of celery, smiles. Security guard appears*
"Ma'am, you're gonna have to sprinkle some sugar on that."

Just hearing that movie's title makes me shudder.

Cutting back to Homer after his flights of fantasy is like a hilarious version of Dancer in the Dark.