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As someone above stated, I like to think that's how every episode ends.

It may be an easy choice, but my #1 is "22 Short Films About Springfield", when his house falls apart as his chihuahua never stops barking.

With a man in the White House? Not likely.

"Dad, it's pronounced 'Wired'. It talks about computers and the internet."
*Homer blankly stares*

*"Turn! Turn! Turn! (To Everything There is a Season)" plays* 
"This is Kent Brockman-" 
*carousel spins*
"…Reporting."

Possibly. Funny, that's the first time anything's gone wrong.

I'd completely forgotten about Ben, and I nearly passed out from laughing at that. Such a terrible idea for a show.

Say it's a dream sequence, like someone masturbating to Judge Reinhold masturbating to Phoebe Cates in Fast Times. Does that still count?

Haven't gotten to play Last of Us yet (no PS3), but I felt engaged the entire time playing Infinite, and my jaw was on the floor for pretty much the last hour of the game. That Boy of Silence that appears right behind you in Comstock House is the first time I've physically screamed while playing a game since… well,

Masturbation.

@SisterMaryFrancis:disqus *Jason Schwartzman executes complex series of Naruto-esque hand signs, producing a sword that creates a pixelation effect*

I ran down the stairs to hop in my car, but I remembered my car was similar to Linda Blair in The Exorcist II: Repossessed.

Taught him everything he knows. As well as a few other things.

Cover-to-cover three times in one day.

Just finished. Excellent album.

So, it's basically 127 Hours, except the characters, setting, time, style, and situation are different?

People didn't seem to like Star Trek Into Darkness, so I'll keep my mouth shut.

Out of my way, jerkass!

I watched part of that movie with my parents when I was around 5, and since I didn't understand context or the Zemeckis Method of Manipulation (TM) at the time, I started crying at Wilson floating away.

This situation certainly isn't tickling his funny bone!