Choosing between Shaileene Woodley and Brie Larson? That's a trilogy's worth of material right there.

There's only 1 Gun in that picture! LIES! PURE HOLLYWOOD LIES!!!

YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

He was quoting a Chief Keef tweet.

Does Brendan Gleeson call Smurfette a cunt multiple times.

I still do that high-pichted cough around friends.

I'm incredibly excited for this. Whenever Ben Stiller works on something he genuinely cares about (The Cable Guy/Zoolander/Tropic Thunder, Arrested Development, Burning Love, etc.), the results are excellent.

Damn it, Stiller. I'm a coal miner, not a professional film and television actor.

Speaking of Herzog, I watched "Stroszek" for the first time a few weeks ago. I rewatched it with a friend the moment it was done. After my friend left, I rewatched it with Herzog's commentary.

HE DISCOVERED AMERICA! *rolls up sleeves in preparation for fisticuffs*

ME TOO!

It's Parnell's matter-of-factness about all his answers that makes it hilarious.

*The Simpsons' "Axel F" soundalike plays*

Just be aware. Those Hollywood executives have a way of getting your goat.

I too can conjure animals! (doves)

"Oldboy"? More like "Oh, boy!", as in "This looks pointless", am I right?

"I know I said 'an arm and a leg', but this is ridiculous!" (Since this is modern-era Pixar, Adam Carolla would voice the lead.)

Unrelated note: I'm doing my first run-through of The Wire (no spoilers, please), and good God is he awesome on that show.

@avclub-b49ebc5e771d216bfd346a5d434e6975:disqus The use of Fernando in Community's "Epidemiology" scratched that (very present) itch for me.

Donate to charity? Please, no! Presents!