I never thought I'd say this, but that Google Doodle left me disappointed.

I can't wait to hastily walk into a bookstore to buy this and not be recognized right away, only to have the cashier realize it's me, then let her keep the change and pat the dog inexplicably sitting on the counter before hastily leaving as I'm reminded of my patronage to said bookstore.

I would also watch the shit out of Mike Kicks Ass In Hell.

I'm not gay, but I can learn.

Balls in the Air is the #2 montage song for me. #1 will always be Higher and Higher from Wet Hot American Summer.

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As will most professional actors.

A part of me died watching the Broken movie.

I do enjoy Lars Von Trier's films because every so often, I enjoy shoving my soul in front of a train.

I read that Michael Palin was so hesitant about being dirty in front of the children in "Every Sperm is Sacred" that he cleaned up his own lines (saying "end of my sock"), and replaced the words in dubbing. Seems like a very charming individual.

Perfect movie night flick!

Say what you will about him, but playing the greeting card employee in Flight of the Conchords and the therapist in Community make him a legend in my book.

Van Morrison's "Everyone", complete with Royal's epitaph on my tombstone.

So, on Patton's Who Charted?, he mentioned that his wife is a crime blogger, and he warned against listening to prank calls a serial killer/rapist she'd written about made.

Speaking of retired features, did "Sketchistory" crawl under the porch to die alone?

No matter the quality of the film/show, you knew he would knock it out of the fucking park, from Tony Soprano, to True Romance, to Where the Wild Things Are. Hell, he was excellent in Burt Wonderstone.

Look me in the eye and tell me you haven't missed SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

This is far less terrifying. Godspeed, Buster.

"Oh, look, the anus tart is here."

"The Final Silence"