I'm more concerned about National Reigonal Lower-Zone Semis.

Are we ever gonna get our Rachel Getting Married sequel?

EVERYTIME HATHAWAY I FAP SEE ANNE

Correction: MAGNETS, BITCH

YOU GOT ME NAKED IN FRONT OF FUCKING RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL!

Why, David Zucker? WHY?

"Have a drink." "Thanks. *spits* What is this?" "Gasoline!" *laughs, reinserts cigar*.

I was reading his Movie 43 review in public, and I let out an unfortunate scream-laugh when I read the phrase "Movie 43 is the Citizen Kane of awful."

[Searches "Eric Andre Show" theme on YouTube]

I still love the throwaway joke from the Radioactive Man episode of The Simpsons that not only is Prince's head disturbingly small, but he is apparently actively involved in internet movie casting rumors.

I think it's worth rushing to vilify any artist who tries to screw with Radiohead over their own song.

I wonder what Marketing Visionary Kenn Viselman will be inspired to create after seeing this film.

I FEEL CONFLICTED WHENEVER I SEE KRISTEN WIIG

A poorly-edited Sleigh Bells track will be used in the trailer.

I love Wiig.

http://vimeo.com/5344409, at about 3:45.

It taught me to be wary of scooters backfiring.

Still waiting for a legitimate feature-length Simple Jack.

"If I wanted to kill you, I'd take this *grabs knife*, and then I'd run you over with a tractor!"

Here's a drinking game if you happen to catch this in your local alcohol-friendly theater: everytime there's a joke revolving around HOW MUCH KIDS TEXT THESE DAYS, take a shot.