Yeah, definitely does not hold up. Watch Princess Bride instead.

I never saw Avatar out of my spite for James Cameron, which started when I saw Titanic.

I really liked Donnie Darko when I first saw it (like, REALLY liked it). I've tried rewatching it a few times since then and haven't gotten through the first 20 minutes.

If you've never seen an episode, then how would you know, smart guy?

People really say skip season 2? That's insane. People are stupid, you should watch The Wire, and season 5 isn't that great.

Unfortunately the AVClub has definitely lurched towards douchebaggery. Witness: Hatesong.

The Dungeons and Dragons animated show, however, was phenomenal.

Not weird. I'm a very casual Rush fan and I don't think I've ever met anyone who likes them even as much as I do.

Geddy Lee seems like a pretty rational guy, so he probably looks at Gene Simmons and thinks "Wow, he's a great entertainer and very successful" instead of what those of us who are ruled by emotion would say: "Gene Simmons is a goddamn scumbag."

Seriously, what's up with that? New England fast food options are McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy's and KFC/Taco Bell. I think there's a single Arby's someplace in the middle of Massachusetts.

Five Guys is good if you want a big, greasy burger with a bunch of shit falling out of the bun and a shitload of fries. So, in conclusion, it's not bad.

It goes without saying, but that place is shit. The first one (is there more than one?) opened in my hometown and I went when it first opened. I've had better burgers at Burger King. Swear to god, BURGER KING.

A Fatburger just opened down the street from me. Where does that fit into the Carls Jr — In-n-Out California burger chain continuum?

The story of the Nagasaki blast was already covered in the late 80s-early 90s tv show Jake and the Fat Man.

I don't care! ROCK AND ROLL!!!!

I still hold a grudge against my mom for not letting me go to the Metallica/G'n'R supertour when I was 13.

I'm pretty sure there would be a metric shittonne of people who would go see them.

You mean an even more insufferable Wallace? Just kidding, I love DFW, but someone was going to say it.

The difference between religions and cults isn't in their beliefs, it's in their actions.

I thought they were going for Thomas Kinkade.